But driving home today, I had a God honest epiphany about that facet of my life.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Epiphany.
But driving home today, I had a God honest epiphany about that facet of my life.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
The More Things Change...
You totally weren't expecting that, were you? I'm sneaky like that.
So, I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but my body basically hates me. And by hates I mean in purely superficial ways like OMG I KEEP GAINING WEIGHT WHAT THE FUCK AND MY FACE LOOKS SHITTY AND MY HAIR WON'T GROW AND NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO LOVE ME AND I'M GONNA DIE ALONE.
In a nutshell.
How sick does it make me that I legitimately fantasize about having a diagnosable disease to justify my weight gain and/or getting punched in the face so hard I have to have my jaw wired shut so I'm forced to lose weight? Really, on a scale of 1-10, is that more or less than a 9? I'm thinking 8.2 (I mean, it's not like I'm considering actually not eating 'cause... cake) but I'm biased. Whatevs.
In other news, my job still employs me, so that's cool. I'm also still single, but also still child, STD, and stalker free, so win.
Also, I'm writing a book.
Well, ok, I'm going to write a book. I haven't actually started, but I have the idea. Kinda. Actually...
Look, I'm gonna write a book, ok? Ok. Think Bridget Jones' Diary + shit that applies to Black people. And in this book Black is gonna be capitalized all the fucking time because mine.
I hope you guys will read it. Or at least don't and say you did.
Peace out, homie.
S.